OMG NOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

After finishing posting that last rant about TinyTom, I found this.............SAY IT AIN'T SO!?!?

Yes, I dropped off the face of the earth..

...why? Because if aliens can create babies, then I can take a much deserved step back from TinyTom-hating and see it for what it is. In the month I've been away, I have discovered he's STILL fucking creepy, an asshole and has managed to forever cement himself into his wedding photos as officially taller than his bride (who naturally towers over him). What kind of a dweeb does this?

Darn, she still exists!

And she's cute!

Should We All Retire Until the Divorce?

US EXCLUSIVE: Tom and Katie's Rep Confirms November 18 Wedding www.splashnews.com

After a year and a half of anticipation, on October 20, friends and family of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise finally got what they have been waiting for: a wedding invitation. Us has learned exclusively that guests were notified late in the day to be free the weekend of November 16-19. The couple's rep, Arnold Robinson, confirms the wedding will take place November 18 in Italy--"All those details are correct," he says--and tells Us "proper security measures are being taken" to keep the vows private.

The invites are just the latest detail scratched off the couple's "I do" to-do list. Italian designer Giorgio Armani has confirmed to Us that he will create Holmes' wedding dress. "When I am asked by a friend to make a wedding wardrobe, it goes straight to my heart," Armani, who will also whip up Cruise's wedding wear, tells Us. "It really is an honor to play a small role in that milestone moment."

It's a moment that's been a long time coming--Holmes, 27, and Cruise, 44, have been engaged since June 2005. And for months, Cruise's stock answer to wedding-date questions was, "Summer," then, as summer passed, "Soon!" But now that everything is falling into place, a source tells Us, "They are so excited!"

Didn't they say the same about Brad and Angie?!

Cruise and Holmes to Wed at Clooney's Villa?

Celebrity couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are reportedly planning to marry at pal George Clooney's idyllic villa by Lake Como, Italy next month.

The loved-up pair will not be having a Scientologist wedding -- opting for a civil ceremony to be performed by the local mayor at Villa Oleandra, Laglio.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, "The wedding is scheduled for mid-November. Kate had looked at various hotels but the venue is to be George's villa."